Female Orgasms

This entry will be short because there's not much to discuss, but when did female orgasms become the responsibility of men? This isn't to say I advocate being totally selfish when you're banging some girl, but if she's expecting you to do all the work and "please her", she needs to chill the fuck out. Lets be perfectly honest here: men do most, if not all, of the work when having sex. Unless a girl is on top, the dude is going to be the one moving around. Just given that fact, a girl really can't complain if she's not getting anything out of it. Perhaps she needs to be a bit more participatory. Maybe she needs to say "Do this" or experiment and figure out what works for her, then put it into action. Dudes are notorious for masturbating, but this has the side effect of knowing exactly what works and how long it takes. Sometimes you just need to concentrate really hard, but considering most women can't maintain a coherent thought for longer than four seconds, maybe that's the problem. Women need to stop blaming men for poor sexual experiences and do what it takes to make sex fun for them. Here's a secret: if you're fat and/or ugly, most dudes will not give a fuck about "pleasing" you, and will do whatever it takes to be done as quickly as possible. All the married women out there complaining about crappy sex need to hit the treadmill and stop stuffing doughnuts down their gullets, dress like a pornstar and maybe masturbate for half an hour before their husbands get home. It's their responsibility.